Kevin Stoley

229. Lilo & Stitch

best Disney movie ever

Me and Randy are having an argument over who’s (in his case, ex-)wife has a nicer rack. Anybody have any input?

~~That’s a really tough one~~ Mr. McCormick, one day your wife is going to get a tumblr, then she will log on and she will yell at you so fucking much it won’t be funny. Like, half of your posts are just perverted shit about her. It’s fucking pathetic dude. And I am totally not answering that question. ~~It’s too hard to answer.~~

oh my God do bees just scare the piss out of me

Imagine Timmy and Kevin waking up in the morning in the laundry room tomorrow

gregory4pointo:

Such confusion I could imagine.

Anyways goodnight

ooc: Confusion? Kevin’s not going to know a thing happened XD the real question is h ow his parents, aunt, uncle and possibly-sister react finding a bunch of passed out teenagers with weed and alcohol

Night!

I'm awesome: HEY KEVIN YOU AND TIMMY SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH EACHOTHER »

kevingodammit:

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gregory4pointo:

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gregory4pointo:

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YEAH

Timmy has a vagina?

No but he has an arse

Sex requires a ho-ho dilly and a cha-cha

But GAY sex requires a penis…

craig, my penis is not going in anyone’s arse. and besides, you can’t grab it. I’m Asian, remember?

/Kevin’s Party

*Stoley basement. There’s a table with spiked punch, plus pie, and chips and salsa. There’s a CD player but it’s not on. There’s also a TV with an Xbox 360 hooked up. Generally though it’s empty. Kevin is a lame party planner.*